Is There a 12 Step Program for This?

In the past year I have spent over $200 in headsets for my precious CrackBerry.


This is evidence of the most recent purchase made just about 3 months ago.



I am so very careful with every other item I have purchased or have been lucky enough to be given as a gift.

Headsets however seem to be repulsed by me. The corded ones seem to find their way dangling in the car door as it get closed. The Bluetooth get the ear piece snapped off, don't work well as far as staying put, or no one can hear me.

Then there were the few that were eaten by the dog. I just considered the few Karma points cashed in for exchange of vet bills and the loss of a headset to be "getting off easy". You see, I have what you call the ten dollar dog and the ten thousand dollar dog. You can guess which one loves headsets. Ahem.

So, any suggestions for a new headset for me?